hey, this is a pretty cool looking power plant ay?
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
My out look on life
- My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.
- I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
- Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
- I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
- God must love stupid people; He made so many.
- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
- Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
- Procrastinate Now !
- I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
- Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
- They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
- He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
- A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
- Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
- The trouble with life is there's no background music .
- The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
- I smile because I don't know what is going on.
Africa
HEY if I was planning to go on a trip to Africa where should I go? I'm looking for all of the below
1).Reasonably Safe
2).Good landscape
3).Animals
4).Low Civilization
5).South African Region
6).Forest/Jungle
7).Cheaper
If this is impossible to achieve some one please bring me into reality.
www1.southafrica.net/
1).Reasonably Safe
2).Good landscape
3).Animals
4).Low Civilization
5).South African Region
6).Forest/Jungle
7).Cheaper
If this is impossible to achieve some one please bring me into reality.
www1.southafrica.net/
PERSONAL BLOG OPENING
HEY this is my personal blog if your looking for my school blog click here. other wise feel free to explore this one.
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